Rightists when someone wealthy looks like they favor capitalism: "I knew it! The most brilliant and successful people agree with me, capitalism must be right!"
Rightists when someone wealthy looks like they favor "socialism" (or anything they could construe as "progressive," left or frequently quite otherwise): "I knew it! Those greedy snakes [or insert antisemitic term here] are going to drain the common man dry! If they're socialist, then capitalism must be right!"
Already the communist plot to turn the children of tomorrow into trans catgirl coders is well underway. Children as young as the unborn are changing in response to exposure to hormones. We will find and destroy the ideological landlord known as the gender binary. This is the way tradition dies, not with a bang but a "nyaa~"
@Soyezlepremier I am dedicating this one to you, "burgois" socialist that I am.
Capitalists will be like "Your repressive regime destroyed my grandparents' freedom*!" and will turn around and kiss Macron's ass while he strips them of their very last scraps of fighting ability and makes freedom de facto impossible without violent revolution.
*to charge rent like the parasites they were
If every communist nation is secretly capitalist, then the people arguing against communism are anticapitalist. If instead communist nations are actually communist and the nations which anticommunists fanboy over give communist nations resources, then the anticommunists cape for pro-communist powers.
Of course I am referring to the ideology as packaged in today's West. For those of you out there who think they are "capitalists," when communists talk about the capitalist class, they're not talking about you! They're talking about the owning class. Just because you kiss up to them doesn't make you a member of the capitalist class, it just makes you very sad.
You would have to be a real loser to be a capitalist while working for someone else
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